Some stuff I did over the 4 day weekend I planned last year.
Jan 28th
Did my laundry.
Bought some groceries.
Got an oil change.
Got drunk in the middle of the day at an arcade.
Earned the nickname “Princess.”
Ate enough pizza to create a shame-stack of boxes.
Got a $700 repair estimate on an $800 car.
Drank two cases of beer.
Listened to one song about 50 times in a row.
I feel this Youtube is an accurate representation of where I’m at in life.
Well, it’s been some kind of week.
Jan 12th
Well, let’s see. In no order, since January 3′rd, I’ve:
Broken my watch.
Had my front door literally fall off its hinges out of nowhere.
Slipped on the ice and either fractured my hand or got a deep bone bruise.
Broke up with my girlfriend.
Lost my dog.
Lost most of the furniture in my apartment.
Lost my car.
Nearly lost my job.
Watched almost every episode of Seinfeld.
Had a grand total of about 8 hours of sleep.
Had to ask a neighbor for some toilet paper because I couldn’t get to the store. Nobody can know I poop.
Spent a whole lot of money on a 16 year old Buick with an interior so red a pimp would covet.
Almost ran my own leg over test driving a busted car.
Spent 7 hours straight at a DMV.
Ate an entire fruitcake for dinner.
Off to a record-breaking start, 2010. Save me, Commander Shepard.
I spent hours last night trying to make a video game work.
Dec 27th
This is all I have to show for it. Uninstalled.
I still don’t know what to do with this site.
Dec 27th
Nobody does. It’s a big waste of time. At least I’m not on Twitter.
